You’re a true Techno-Tight flier, you’re the top Tech-trier, Hip to the Hotwire, Flash memory and Firewire, impatient in places where wi-fi is slow, hey, under 100mbps, you gotta go! But this tech that you take, only some do you make; Tux the Penguin’s no fake; perl script? piece o’cake! So you’re macro’s and modemed and moused and migod, where’s milife?

You’re Approaching the Event Horizon at 44/60 Aptitude, Turning Towards Transition at 44/60 Adaptability and Mentally Merging with the Multiverse at 39/60 Attitude! You’re veritably virtual, a psyched-up cybernaut and, on The Net, your screen name is legion, your avatar all-present in all avenues and venues, beyond Mediocre Mentalities of the Meat World.

You are so wired you’re half-way to cyborg status, You Multi-task with Mac-like memorability: a task-juggling Jaguar; You Live Lustily like Linux: Learning to Love to the Limit!

Marvelous! You epitomize the gentlemanly tradition of ongoing education and self-improvement! Your sparkling tongue is the stuff of legend, and the wide breadth of your knowledge has saved others countless hours of pained research!

Women hang on your every word!